She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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