we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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