Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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