i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
