oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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