You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
its liver damage thursday
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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