we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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