You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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