haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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