Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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