is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think my moral compass just broke
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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