maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize