is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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