i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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