I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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