Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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