I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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