Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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