I only kidnapped one of them. chill
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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