I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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