first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We left the knife in your bed.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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