I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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