hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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