one two three fourrrrnication!
are you so shy because you have an std?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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