Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
