if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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