This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
