Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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