if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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