I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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