hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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