dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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