Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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