I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Randomize
