I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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