Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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