Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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