Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
How external is "for external use only"?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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