How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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