kristin has been a bad kristin
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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