I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
