I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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