i need an iv and a liver transplant
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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