it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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