How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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