Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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