okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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