let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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