he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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