I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We need to get me chipped asap
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I deserve this hangover.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
im on a boat
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