Don't you send me to vm
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This show inspires me to have sex in space
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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