Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say đ
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Sorry, Geoff canât come to his phone right now. Heâs outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with âDTFâ written on the windows
His sex game is strong itâs like a warlordâs dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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