Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
