I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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