I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Randomize
