Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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