Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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