What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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